Thursday, March 5, 2009

Why Does Wyoming Hate Me?

I was just foolin' around on Google Analytics, and noticed that every state in the US--including Hawaii--has visited my blog. That fills me with bloggy love.

Except for you, Wyoming. Only one state on my Google Analytics map is white...and that's you, Wyoming.

Until this is rectified, I will be forced to assume that you are filled with nothing but cows who are unable to type my web address into Firefox. Because you, cows of Wyoming, do not have opposable thumbs. And because you are cows.

Hmph.

At least France loves me. Wyoming, you have been replaced with France.

13 comments:

Justus M. Bowman said...

Wyoming does have a small population. *pat*

Lady Glamis said...

This is hilarious!!! I'd keep blaming it on the cows. :)

Captain Hook said...

Well, I used to live in Wyoming. Does that count?

Davin Malasarn said...

Wow! Captain Hook moved away from Wyoming just to view your blog, Beth! That must make you feel really special. And, yes, France loves you, at least for a few more weeks. ;)

lotusgirl said...

LOL! Poor Wyoming. They don't know what they're missing out on.

How do you find that google analytics map thing. That would be fun to check out.

Anonymous said...

That's so funny. And I'd love to know how you figured this out--does google analytics only work with blogspot?

beth said...

Justus: I can only assume that after Hook left Wyoming, all literacy followed ;)

Glam: Oh, I will!

Hook: Absolutely. I'm now claiming all 50 states!

Davin: I can thank you for France? Merci beaucoup!

Lois: I'll make a post about it! :)

Becky: I don't see why it wouldn't, but I've never tried it before...

Kelly H-Y said...

Oh my goodness, that made me laugh!

Crimogenic said...

Funny stuff. But the real reason is that Wyoming doesn't have the internet :)

Anonymous said...

It's okay. You are way too popular to need them anyways... :P

Heather Zundel said...

Wyoming doesn't hate you. The cows are just waiting in secret until they have enough members (and hooves to finally push the mouse), and then they'll explode and have the highest hits of any of the states. They don't hate you, they love you. They're just being super-secret about it. :)

Anonymous said...

Wyoming here, we got internet yesterday!! I couldn't believe it, they found a pasture where there weren't any cows, it was amazing! LOL Seriously just kidding. I'm Nancy, I live in Cheyenne, Wyoming, I found your blog through a good friend. Anyway, now you can claim all states!

Rena said...

LOL Nancy! Your reply reminded me of when we were thinking of moving to MT. Rick was online reading a forum where people in MT were being kind of snotty saying they didn't have internet here. Ummm, then, like, how are you posting?

Very cool you have all 50 states, Beth!