Thursday, March 5, 2009

Why Does Wyoming Hate Me?

I was just foolin' around on Google Analytics, and noticed that every state in the US--including Hawaii--has visited my blog. That fills me with bloggy love.

Except for you, Wyoming. Only one state on my Google Analytics map is white...and that's you, Wyoming.

Until this is rectified, I will be forced to assume that you are filled with nothing but cows who are unable to type my web address into Firefox. Because you, cows of Wyoming, do not have opposable thumbs. And because you are cows.

Hmph.

At least France loves me. Wyoming, you have been replaced with France.
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