We're watching The Last Samurai in class (to compare the romanticism of the samurai age to Ryunsuke Akutagawa literature).
After a scene where it looks like the main character, played by Tom Cruise, is going to die:
Kid 1: Oh no! They're going to kill him!
Kid 2: Shut up, they're not going to kill Tom Cruise.
If you ever get a chance to watch a room full of kids watching a movie, do it. They are so funny!!!