As some of you know, Obama's giving a speech to school children next week in an attempt to socialize our children into zombified-brain-eating-monster-socialists, or something like that.

There's been a flurry of parents against the topic, requesting their children not be shown the speech.

But the best response I have heard so far?

A kid who, red-faced and angry, insisted she was not going to watch that speech because Obama was planning on assigning her homework.