We're learning about Egyptian literature in class now, and I mentioned King Tut.
Kid 1: How'd he die?
Me: Well, no one knows for sure. There was some suspicious stuff surrounding his death. But archaeologists have examined his body, and he does have a big hole in his head. (I take a breath to explain more...)
Kid 2: Ohmygosh! Did someone shoot him?!
Entire Class: *slow-turn of heads to stare at Kid 2*
Kid 2: What?! Is that what really happened?!
Entire Class: *facepalm*
:) well, I'm just saying, King Tut sounds like a gangsta....
Kids say the best stuff!
You know I have to comment on this one. Love it!
Isn't that what happened?!
Ohhhh, sorry, I'm confusing King Tut with Alexander the Great. My bad.
PJ: I knew you'd like this one!! :)
Dying laughing over here! Thanks for that.
You gave me the laugh of the day. Thanks!
These are my favorite posts of yours. Love them!
*grin* Well, how else would he get the hole in his head? :p
Sounds like a good alternate history story
You should compile these into a book!
LOL! That's awesome.
Seriously, please tell me you've got these all compiled somewhere ... you've got a hilarious book on your hands somewhere in the near future!!!!
Haha, Kelly, this is the one and only place where they're compiled! :)
I needed a good chuckle. Thanks.
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