[Kids are supposed to be working on their Holocaust research projects.]
Kid in the back of the room: *quietly, under his breath* ...just a small town girl.
Kid in the front row: *head snaps up* Living in a lonely world!
Kid on the other side of the room: She took the midnight train--
Kid beside her: --going aneeee-where!
ENTIRE CLASS: Don't stop--believing!
Principal (who's just stepped into the classroom): *blink*
THANK GOD I HAVE TENURE.