[Kids are supposed to be working on their Holocaust research projects.]

Kid in the back of the room: *quietly, under his breath* ...just a small town girl.

Kid in the front row: *head snaps up* Living in a lonely world!

Kid on the other side of the room: She took the midnight train--

Kid beside her: --going aneeee-where!

ENTIRE CLASS: Don't stop--believing!

Principal (who's just stepped into the classroom): *blink*

THANK GOD I HAVE TENURE.