Because I want to win. HARDCORE.

I want to win so much that if YOU win instead of ME, I will track you down and beat you up and take your prizes.

OK, I might not do that.

OR MAYBE I WILL.

What's so cool that I'm contemplated assault and robbery? Oh, just a copy of Stephanie Perkin's ANNA AND THE FRENCH KISS and Kiersten White's PARANORMALCY.

I'm going to go sit in my envy corner now.