Friday, July 9, 2010

DO NOT ENTER THIS CONTEST

Because I want to win. HARDCORE.

I want to win so much that if YOU win instead of ME, I will track you down and beat you up and take your prizes.

OK, I might not do that.

OR MAYBE I WILL.

What's so cool that I'm contemplated assault and robbery? Oh, just a copy of Stephanie Perkin's ANNA AND THE FRENCH KISS and Kiersten White's PARANORMALCY.

I'm going to go sit in my envy corner now.

5 comments:

Hilary Wagner ~ Debut Author said...

Errr...frightened! Ha, you are funny! I'm totally not entering for fear of a beat down! ;)

xoxo -- Hilary

Lenore said...

I was going to enter, but now I won't. Because I am seriously afraid of you now!

Myrna Foster said...

LOL!


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Seriously, I'm still laughing.

Carolyn V. said...

LOL! You crack me up Beth. Good luck! =D

Sarah said...

Myrna let me know that you had the funniest contest announcement--and she's right :) But I'm not afraid...although I entered before I read this. I've also never visited your blog before, so hi!