I have two girls who are in the class. I noticed yesterday that they didn't have their babies with them, and they both looked sad.
Me: Where's your babies?
Kid 1: We don't have them any more.
Me: Oh, the project's over? Did you make a good grade?
Kid 1: No. The teacher had to cancel the project.
Kid 2: Yeah. Our babies got eaten.
Kid 1: We kept the babies in the pantry over the weekend. When we came in this morning to get them, rats had gotten in and eaten them.
Me: RATS ate your BABIES?!
Kid 2: Yeah, we're terrible parents.