Today, the kids read a short story by Tolstoy called "How Much Land Does a Man Need." As they read, I walked around, helping them.
Kid: Where is this story from?
Kid: It doesn't sound Russian.
Me & All the Other Kids: *blink*blink*
Me: It's...a translation. That's English. You're reading English.
Kid: Oooooooooooh. I didn't think it sounded Russian.