As some of you know, I've got a foreign exchange student from China in my English III class.

Kid: I'm going to dig a hole and go to China!

Foreign Exchange Student: What?

Kid: Have you ever heard that before? Do they say in China, "I'm going to dig a hole and go to America?"

Foreign Exchange Student: No. That is stupid.

Other Kid: *with a look of dawning understanding* Yeah....she's right. That IS a stupid thing to say!

Entire Class: *begins discussion on how the Earth's core would make it stupid to dig to China*

Me: Hey! We're supposed to be having a final review here! HEY!!


...hmmm, well that was a lot funnier at the time. But I wanted to have one last Today in Class before summer starts.