We're getting ready to start reading Dante's Inferno.
Me: What's an allegory?
Kid 1: Does it have something to do with Global Warming?
Me: What?! No!
Kid 2: Yeah...it does have something to with Global Warming. And...the internet?
Me: WHAT?! What are you guys talking about?
Kid 3: That's AL GORE, stupids, not allegory.