I overheard two students talking. The girl had recently come out, and was working up the nerve to ask another girl out to the prom.
Boy: Just ask her already!
Girl: I want to, but I'm scared! I love her so much! I want to marry her and be with her forever and--
Boy: I hope you don't think you can have babies with her.
Girl: We could adopt.
Boy: You've got different mechanics, that's all I'm saying.
Also overheard in the hall:
Kid: I'm going to Creative Writing Club after school today!
History Teacher: Oh, you're part of the Mrs. Revis fan club?
Ack! The eternal battle between the History Department and the English Department rages on!
At the Creative Writing Club meeting, I had the kids make posters advertising a call for entries to our literary magazines. My favorite poster? The one that said:
Bring your entries to E-Rizzle's in Room 111, yo!