To both candidates: Can't either of you just say yes or no?!
Besides, I'd rather hear what YOU think instead of what you say the other one thinks.
To Obama: *Yes* we *know* that McCain keeps slamming you instead of answering, well, anything, but that doesn't mean you should blather on.
To McCain: 1) I am not your friend. 2) You are not funny. 3) You blink weird. Just sayin'.