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Friday, July 9, 2010

DO NOT ENTER THIS CONTEST

Because I want to win. HARDCORE.

I want to win so much that if YOU win instead of ME, I will track you down and beat you up and take your prizes.

OK, I might not do that.

OR MAYBE I WILL.

What's so cool that I'm contemplated assault and robbery? Oh, just a copy of Stephanie Perkin's ANNA AND THE FRENCH KISS and Kiersten White's PARANORMALCY.

I'm going to go sit in my envy corner now.
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5 comments:

  1. Hilary WagnerJuly 9, 2010 at 10:29 AM

    Errr...frightened! Ha, you are funny! I'm totally not entering for fear of a beat down! ;)

    xoxo -- Hilary

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  2. Lenore AppelhansJuly 9, 2010 at 12:25 PM

    I was going to enter, but now I won't. Because I am seriously afraid of you now!

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  3. Myrna FosterJuly 9, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    LOL!


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    Seriously, I'm still laughing.

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  4. Carolyn V.July 10, 2010 at 12:06 AM

    LOL! You crack me up Beth. Good luck! =D

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  5. SarahJuly 12, 2010 at 9:08 PM

    Myrna let me know that you had the funniest contest announcement--and she's right :) But I'm not afraid...although I entered before I read this. I've also never visited your blog before, so hi!

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